Wed, 15 Feb 2006

oww my brain

to quote The Comic Book Guy: "Oh, I've wasted my life."

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is an incubator for good ideas, it just takes a while for them to develop.
But when you think of something, watch out!
Your thoughts tend to be huge, and they come on quickly - like an explosion.
You tend to be quiet around others, unless you're inspired by your next big idea.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

found onJ's post on myspace.com

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Sat, 12 Nov 2005

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low score

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found on eye.8.infiniti

clearly my life is a goddamn mess.

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	2.9
Mind:	2.8
Body:	2.5
Spirit:	4.2
Friends/Family:	2.7
Love:	0
Finance:	2.9
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

although, as Charles Bukowski once said, "if you don't have much soul left and you know it, you still got soul."

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Fri, 21 Oct 2005

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how low are your sex standards?

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Is this really any surprise at all?

Up for anything
You had sex with 17 out of 21!

You are up for anything. You demonstrate almost no scruples when choosing women, and you are willing to sleep with many of the women that most ignore. Of the 21 women I showed you, you rejected at most 4, meaning you you'd jump in the sack with just about anyone.

Please remember, I'm making no claims about your dating interests! You can safely separate your sexual and romantic desires, which is impressive. Ultimately you would have sex with many women you wouldn't date.

It is likely that in your everyday life you see plenty of girls you'd jump at the chance to jump. Have you ever been with a hooker? If not, it's a real possibility.

Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #7, seventh most critical, test taker.

You are way more forgiving of physical flaws than others. Also, you are very likely to dig sloppy, crazy, nasty women.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 81% on tolerance

Link: The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Sun, 16 Jan 2005

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last unicorn

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My top result for the SelectSmart.com selector,
Which Last Unicorn character are you?,
is Prince Lir

Figures.

"And all for nothing," he said. "I cannot touch her, whatever I do."

Prince Lir

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Mon, 20 Sep 2004

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a.f. 632—a brave new world

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Another quiz sighted on infiniti's site.

Good thing Freud has been thoroughly discredited. Otherwise I'd probably find myself inside of a loony bin.

Freudian Inventory Results

Genital (66%) you appear to have a progressive and constructive outlook on life.
Latency (53%) you appear to have a good balance of knowledge seeking and practicality.
Phallic (36%) you appear to have negative issues regarding sexuality and/or have an uncertain sexual identity.
Anal (36%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and have a compulsive need to defy authority.
Oral (60%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence.

Take Free Freudian Inventory Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

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